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winning tandem?

REVENGE iiS SWEET ;]

Created on 2005-04-08 20:24:13 (#6735122), last updated 2005-11-13

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Name:	yankee doodle. AND DAMN PR0UD!
Website:	0NLY iN THE BR0NX.

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yankees.fans.only
*all others will be cursed out.*
apparently i don't care whether you like the yankees or not..save it for another journal.
i will only add you if you're a dedicated fan who likes to talk baseball.
on the other hand, I am very friendly and obsessed with these boys.
if you offend them (especially Derek Jeter) in any way, shape, or form..you will hear it from me :]
trust me.<3

♥Derek Jeter is love.♥

♥Aaron *Bleeping* Boone is love.♥

♥New York is Forever Love.♥

♥New York City is Big Apple Love.♥

RENEE&SAM'S GUiDE-T0: BEiNG A YANKEE FAN.
1.) BE RICH!!! If you want to be a Yankee fan you have to have money, come on we have to pay our players some how, so why not up the ticket prices, hot dogs, beer, etc.
2.) BE FRIENDS WITH EVERYONE!!! Who knows? They might have front row season tickets.
3.) SUPPORT THE GAY COMMUNITY - Yes, they are teamates but they mean more to one another than just "brothers" secretly they are all lovers with each other. JUST MAKE SURE THEIR WIVES DON'T FIND OUT!!
4.) LEARN HOW TO FUNCTiON ON 5 HOURS SLEEP..theyre gonna keep you up especially in those extra inning games, so suck it up and drink some coffee
5.) Know that if you see Jeter at a club, you can try all you want to get with him but at the end of the night he's droppin it like its hott with A-Rod and those aren't baseballs they are slapping around.
6.) BE PREPARED TO CHAiN Y0URSELF TO THE NOSEBLEED SEATS if thats what it takes to keep the memories in the old stadium.
7.) LEARN HOW TO DiFFERENTiATE between the "moooose" calls, the "ruuuuuuben" cheers and the "boooooos" for giambi (although not tonight!!)
8.) When the team isn't winning and you feel like your world is ending KNOW THAT THiNGS C0ULD BE W0RSE...You could be a Met Fan (ReNfO71587: Love ya Willie..lol)
9.) D0NT GET MAD AT US cause our payroll is more than yours....We don't pay them. We just root for them
10.) No matter how much shit you might have to put up with know that We are the GREATEST FANS IN THE WORLD!!
11.) LEARN TO PUT UP WiTH THE BOSS cuz he knows best, no matter how rediculous he could be at times
12.) STUDY THE WORDS of New York, New York by Frank Sinatra religiously, and know the difference between Frank and Liza, Frank is a winner and a legend, Liza....well 'nough said
13.) Bob Sheppard is the voice of God. Don't ever question that.
14.) Never second guess Yogi's sayings
15.) Sleep with one eye open. Gripping your pillow tight. Lyrics that gave Mo his title
16.) Know that the Babe, Micky, Joe D are watching you from the Park
17.) Know the line up for every game before you get to the park...So you can scream their names in order after the first pitch with the Bleecher Creatures
18.) No matter what anyone may say Boston still sucks....I mean HELLO 1918 is still love cause it took them 86 years to win a World Series title. Numbers don't lie 26 to 6
19.) Don't get spooked out by One Eye'd Joe, he's your friend, ring his bell!!...and Freddie Sez may be the smartest human alive..
20.) Pedro might live across the river but we are still his daddies.And he is no longer under a mango tree but is living in an apple
21.) When in need of advice just think: WWJD .. What Would Jeter Do?!
22.) Everyone hates you, but don't take it personal, its not your fault your team wins all of the time!
23.) Know your Mr.'s .. Reggie Jackson is Mr. October; Derek Jeter is Mr. November and Joe Torre is Mr.Torre...well to Jeter he is.
24.) HOLY COW!!! .. enough said.
25.) When a Red Sox pisses you off just say these words "Fuck you, Fuck mother fucker come on!!!" ~A-Rod.
26.) YOU ONLY ROOT FOR TWO TEAMS!! The Yankees...and everyone who plays against the Red Sox.
27.) Be prepared for chills..they come often to yankee fans
28.) There is only one hat, Navy blue with white NY letters..NO PINK
29.) Your Team Sucks
30.) Never forget those who have helped us win along the way....Unless if they go to Boston :::Boomer::: and in that case, boo them to death
31.) Consider yourself the luckiest fan on the face of the earth, because you are.
32.) You must know how to count to 10. 1- Martin 2- Jeter 3-Ruth 4-Gehrig 5-Dimaggio 6-Torre 7- The Mick 8-Yogi 9- Maris 10- Rizzuto
33.) You must speak, English, Spanish and Japanese.
34.) Know your B's. Babe, Buckey, Buckner, Boone..although the 1918 streak is over, these guys helped the sox suck for 86 seasons
35.) Know the lyrics to the YMCA and know the moves to the dance!!
36.) dont be afraid of flying eagles or fighter jets flying close to the ground..its all part of the pre-game tradition
37.) Know that without Ronan Tynan....we are nothing
38.) Jorge Posada Jr is the cutest baseball baby ever.
39.) Know that just because it is the offseason doesn't mean you have to live without the boys, they have CD's and DVD's out.
40.) Become a pro at counting down days - you'll end up doing it a lot during the offseason.
41.) Know that there is no such thing as the Donnie Baseball curse, We don't have curses, WE GIVE CURSES
42.) Never forget '98.
43.) How can we be Evil if God is a yankee fan??
44.) Housten, we have a problem, you have two of our pitchers, you can keep the old fart...We want our young one back
45.) Know the tradition...get really good players, trade them for decent players, and get em back after we realize how dumb we were to let them go in the first place
46.) The Orioles and the Mets wouldn't be who they are today without Joe Torre.
47.) You must be able to eat sleep and drink Yankee Baseball. Eat dinner while watching the game, Sleep after the Post Show, and Drink at Yankee games
48.) Know the four seasons, Spring Training, The Season itself, The Post-Season and the Off Season
49.) Who's on First??? Who know Torre wont make up his mind...
50.) BALL GAME OVER THE YANKEES WIN THHHHHEEEE YANKEES WIN!!!!

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